For context, please see the introduction for this series: “Wycliffe-Only Movement: a satirical movement”
A man has been telling Adam that if he does not serve God, bad things will happen to him.
“But what does serving God mean?”, Adam questioned.
“It means doing things according to my desires”, the man said.
“Huh?”
“I mean doing things according to God’s desires, which are the same as my desires”, the man corrected himself.
“What does God desire.. What did God tell me?”, Adam thought to himself. “Ahh, it was to work in the garden and care for it — God wants me to be a gardener. Everyone should be a gardener!
“Everyone should be a gardener!”, he shouted in excitement.
“Uh, wait.. No!”, the man shouted back. “That is not what I desire, therefore that is not what God desires.”
“Why not. That’s what God said in Genesis ch 2 v 15.”
Therefore the Lord God took man, and set him in (the) paradise of liking, that he should work and keep it. (And so the Lord God took the man, and put him in the Garden of Eden, so that he would work it, and care for it.)
(Wycliffe Bible 1382-1395)
“Hmmm.. But that verse is before the Fall of Man.”
“Oh yes, you are right. Let’s see what God said after the fall.”
Genesis ch 3 v 17
Soothly God said to Adam, For thou heardest the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded to thee that thou shouldest not eat, the earth shall be cursed in thy work, that is, for thy sin; in travails thou shalt eat thereof in all the days of thy life; (And God said to Adam, For thou heardest thy wife’s voice, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded to thee that thou shouldest not eat, the ground shall be cursed on account of thee, that is, because of thy sin; only after much travail, or much labour, shalt thou get food from it all the days of thy life;)
(Wycliffe Bible 1382-1395)
“That’s a hard read. Let’s find something that makes it easy-to-read. Let’s consult a commentary — the one named ERV.”
Genesis ch 3 vv 17ff Then God said to the man, “I commanded you not to eat from that tree. But you listened to your wife and ate from it. So I will curse the ground because of you. You will have to work hard all your life for the food the ground produces. The ground will grow thorns and weeds for you. And you will have to eat the plants that grow wild in the fields. You will work hard for your food, until your face is covered with sweat. You will work hard until the day you die, and then you will become dust again. I used dust to make you, and when you die, you will become dust again.”
“Aha.. That verse is after the Fall of Man.. So I stand by my original statement: You are not serving God if you are not a gardener!
“That is just common sense, right: Gardeners produce food; we need food. Also, if we are all gardeners, all of us will always be reminded that from dust we are and to dust we shall return.
“Everyone should be a gardener!”
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